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Skin bleaching, I can't stand it

 

The epidemic, madness of skin bleaching in Africa

 

Commentary by Ike Mgbatogu

<COLUMBUS OH <ONUMBA.COM> BEING THE NATION’S FIRST BLACK FIRST LADY IS OBVIOUSLY A NEW PLACE AND A NEW GIG FOR MICHELLE OBAMA.

But she is nicely getting used to it. As she settles more and more into her new role though, it still remains unclear just the kind of social issue, aside from her declared passion for speaking out for military families, she would want to champion as has become customary for first ladies ever since Eleanor Roosevelt the iconoclast revamped the traditional role of first ladies, giving it a more enhanced national visibility and even a level of scrutiny.

So how would Obama inspire Black women across the world, women who themselves are also settling into the new mindset of having one of them as first lady?

The matter being addressed in this commentary though is first the question of how Obama could inspire African women; the good Lord knows a lot of them are in dire need of it.

I got an idea.


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New York Post stoops to a new disgusting low

The racist New York Post cartoon

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 02/23/09


I honestly don’t know if I should be outraged by the stunning insensitivity or the brazen idiocy of all of this, not to mention the profoundly insulting half-baked apology thrown at it by the New York Post.

Either way, this is racism at its purest form.

The twisted depiction of President Obama as a chimp gunned down in a cartoon involving the federal economic stimulus bill is stoking an uproar among many who say that the tasteless political satire reflects the height of editorial bigotry.

The cartoon said this: "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."

A shoal of people, and rightly so, are going ballistic over this, heaping keelhaul on New York Post, charging that the newspaper is beating the drumbeat of racism and inviting violence on President Obama.

“This was an invitation to assassinate the president of the United States,” said NAACP Chairman Julian Bond.

Bond characterized the cartoon as "thoughtlessness taken to the extreme. ... Anyone who is not offended by it does not have any sensitivity."

President of NAACP Benjamin Todd Jealous agreed, calling it “an invitation to assassination.”

This cartoon, Jealous said, "picks off the scabs of all the racial wounds."

A shrapnel of apophthegm is pouring out over this very serious matter, and the officials of the NAACP as well as other Black leaders, including Rev. Al Sharpton, film director Spike Lee as well, are calling on New York Post to immediately fire the cartoonist Sean Delonas and the editor-in-chief Col Allan.

And refusal to do so, or at least impose a “serious disciplinary action”, NAACP warns, would invite the widening of the protest against the tabloid to include other organizations across the country.

This is truly, truly disturbing and deeply opprobrious, to the say the very least.

But there’s a serious lesson sitting in this shameful cartoon, and that is, the recent election of the first Black president doesn’t mean that Blacks should be lulled into complacency over racism and matters of racial inequality.

True, a gob of White folks voted for Obama last November, but keep in mind that a shoal of them didn’t, and who knows why they didn’t. Obviously, when it comes to racial matters, much has been accomplsihed, but there's still much work to do.


Rev. Sharpton speaking against the New Post cartoon

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Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. fighting for his political life

Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr.

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/22/08

Congressman Jackson wants to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. And he was doing remarkably well in his pursuit until now.

Jackson was allegedly implicated in the secretly recorded conversations between Gov. Blagojevich and his brother discussing a deal that would have Blagojevich appoint Jackson to the senate seat in return for $1 million in campaign cash for the governor.

Jackson has denied any wrongdoing, and he is now fighting for his political life.

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So, who won the final debate?

Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama and his running mate Sen. Joe Biden

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 10/22/08

A CNN national poll gave it to Obama who rolled up 58 percent with McCain gaining 31 percent.

A CBS poll of uncommitted voters also gave it to Obama, 53 percent, McCain had 22 percent, with 25 percent judging it a tie.

And ABC analyst George Stephanopoulos knows precisely why Obama walloped McCain in these trifecta of presidential parleys.

Stephanopoulos expressed the view that Obama’s ability to stay cool even under fire was his biggest asset. McCain, on the other hand, despite a solid start in the final debate, grew agitated and angry as the debate progressed, and regrettably for him, voters have spoken out loud and clear against that kind of demeanor for their president.

No wonder St Louis Dispatch wrote that “Obama has been presidential” in the debates.

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A mural of hope

Sen. Barack Obama's mural in Columbus, Ohio

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 10/22/08

This mural of Obama was part of a community event held outside of Kelly's Carryout on the corner of 11th Avenue and Fourth Street near The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio.

A bevy of Weinland Park community residents created the mural as a reflection of the hope, opportunity and transformation they believe Obama's vision would bring to neglected communities across the country.

Max Kennedy, son of former Sen. Robert F. Kennedy, who is ferociously backing Obama for president, spoke at the event. In an interview, Kennedy told Call & Post political reporter Ike Mgbatogu that Obama is going to "improve things at every level of society."

Kennedy spoke about the importance of health care for all. "There's no reason people in the U.S. should have to worry about health care," he said.

Cordinators of the project are: Loring Resler, Julius Jefferson, Larry Berry, Sam Sanders and Sam Grays.

Krystle Holland, a Weindland Park resident, is swooning for Obama to become president. She said this of the Illinois senator. "We can relate to him." "He is for all the right things," she said. "It's time for change."

But to have Obama in the White House, his minions and supporters must troop out in droves to vote for him.

Here is the bottom line, folks. It is not enough to just say 'I support Obama.' No, you have to go and vote for him, too. For the fact is, all of the swooning, excitement and enthusiasm for Obama essentially sums up to no more than a nickel if it doesn't translate into actual vote for him.

That's why the Senior Adviser to Obama on African-American Relations Rick Wade told Call & Post reporter Mgbatogu that the Obama campaign is working hard to "move people from the rolls to the polls."

African-Americans, Wade said, "will have a significant impact in this election if we get out and vote." Wade and Rep. Butterfield from North Carolina spoke to reporters during a conference call on Tuesday.

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How is Obama doing with first time voters?

Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 10/22/08

He is pummeling McCain on that one..

According to a recent Washington Post poll, 73 percent of first time voters said that they will vote for Obama. Only 26 percent said that they will vote for McCain.

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Journalist Ike Mgbatogu interviews Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama in Dayton, Ohio

Call & Post political reporter and Onumba.com columnist Ike Mgbatogu interviews Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama in Dayton, Ohio, with Myron A. Stewart of The Toledo Journal and Dan Yount of The Cincinnati Herald looking on. Mgbatogu, Stewart and Yount were the only three journalists invited to have a sit-down exclusive interview with Sen. Obama September 9, about his education agenda after his speech at Stebbins High School.

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 09/14/08

Below are selected excerpts from Mgbatogu's column on Sen. Obama's Dayton campaign rally on education.

Obama laid out his education agenda, and while at it, unleashed a volley of jabs at his rival John McCain for supporting President Bush's failed education policy.

In the speech, Obama urged both parties to move "beyond party and ideology," to move beyond the kind of carrousel of political squabbling and partisanship that leaves the nation mired in a quagmire on an issue as important as education.

In a wall-to-wall spiel focusing primarily on education, Obama stressed the importance of molding an educated workforce in a highly competitive global economy.

"In this economy, companies can plant their jobs wherever there's an internet connection and someone willing to do the work, meaning that children here in Dayton are growing up competing with children, not only in Detroit, but in Delhi, as well," said Obama.

Obama's plan would provide a $4,000 tax credit to help middle class students pay for their college education. It is a plan that will finally put a college degree within reach for anyone, said Obama.

Read Mgbatogu's complete column on Sen. Obama's Dayton rally on education this Thursday in the Ohio Call & Post.

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Will U.S. policy towards Africa change if Obama becomes president?

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 07/07/08

Culled from Ike’s contribution to Creatiview Writer’s forum moderated by Cameroonian hard hitting London based writer Samira Edimesumbe

This whole piece is loaded with stuff to respond to, but I don't have a whole lot of time.

But let's not fool ourselves, folks. Let's be realistic about all of this. These for sure are uncharted waters, and so let's navigate its unfamiliar shoals being realistic about what we as Africans can gain from this.

To start with, let's not start salivating, placing too much burden on Obama regarding his plans for Africa when the man is not even president yet.

The truth is, Obama's policy, if he is elected president, may not be much different from the typical U.S. policy for Africa. And if it truns out to be the case, I won't be surprised. More importantly, I won't hold that against him. Oh no. For the fact is, the reason Africa is wallowing in mind-boggling misery, its people suffocating in grinding poverty and apocalyptic impoverishment, is not because US is not helping Africa. Let us be truthful to ourselves, it is only because African leaders have decided to keep renewing their status as certified idiots, criminals, wicked souls and empty-headed oafs not doing the right thing.

In short, they have failed Africa woefully, and so, please, please, please, don't expect Obama to come in and magically clean up decades of mess they have created, from Cape to Cairo.

It won't be fair, now would it?

I really, really, really, can't stand African leaders, all of them. They, no one else, are the only reason Africa is wallowing in a mess. I hold no one else responsible.

In closing, I'm extremely proud of Obama. I completely support him on his way to beating the crap out of Noachian McCain. And by the way, he is, Yes, African-American with strong African heritage.

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Reporter Ike Mgbatogu covering the Obama campaign

Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Sen. Obama

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 06/18/08

Presumptive Democrat nominee for the White House Barack Obama brought his campaign juggernaut to Ohio last week where he met with about 40 seniors and a stampede of reporters at the Oakleaf Village of Columbus, on the northeast side of the city.

Ike Mgbatogu, representing the Ohio CALL & POST and Onumba Communications, Inc., was one of the reporters invited to the clambake to meet with Obama in this invitation only event.

Read Ike’s report on Obama’s visit to Columbus in this week's CALL & POST Newspaper due out Wednesday.

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Should Obama pick Clinton as running mate?

Former rivals U.S. Senators Obama and Clinton

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 06/18/08

The tough, bruising battle between Obama and Clinton is now all over. Obama won a cliffhanger. It wasn't easy doing so, but Hillary Clinton finally conceded and enthusiastically endorsed Obama for president.

But the question of who is going to run with Obama as running mate is now subject of lingering speculation as the battle against John McCain looms.

For her part, the former first lady has indicated interest in being Obama’s running mate. And some of her minions, reportedly including her husband Bill, are pushing for her to be on the ticket.

Now. let us know. Should Obama pick former rival Clinton for his running mate?

e-mail and let us Ike know.

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Onumba.com endorsing Sen. Obama for president

Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Sen. Obama

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/01/08

Onumba Communications, Inc. is officially endorsing democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Barack Obama for president of the United States, believing that without a doubt, the senator from Illinois is the best candidate to bring the tectonic changes in domestic and foreign affiars being called for in the country.

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Bhutto assasinated

Bhutto died last Thursday

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/01/08

Even a blind person could see this tragedy coming from miles away.

Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated last Thursday shortly after a political rally in Rawalpindi, Pakistani.

It didn't take long for a flurry of statements from world leaders condemning the assassination to start pouring in, and rightly so. I suppose the next thing now is to point the finger of blame at al-Qaida for all this. That group obviously is a leading possibility, but at the same time, I must say that limiting the search for the culprit to only al-Qaida may reflect visible lack of wisdom. Naifs and laics who would want to truncate the search for the killers seem to completely ignore the phalangeal and ramulose nature of the terror industry, which clearly involves a loosely connected motley of squads littered all over the world often motivated and linked only by sheer valence and camaraderie of purpose.

So, blaming al-Qaida is at the very least easy and convenient, popular as well. While al-Qaida is no doubt quite capable of engaging in this brazen murderous bouleversement, and may well be the culprit, there is definitely a plethora of other radical Islamic cabals equally capable of unleashing this Lollapalooza of havoc.

After serving twice as prime minister, Bhutto went into an eight-year exile, returning to Pakistan in October. But a welcome parade held in her honor turned into a murderous orgy of butchery after a suicide attack at her missed its mark, but killed 140 people.

Following that frightening macabre incident, some wondered why Bhutto sustained a level of highly risky political activities in a country littered with groups vowing to kill her. Others would say that refusing to scale back her public appearances defied basic ontological impulses. But in the end a masochist driven Bhutto, equally vowing to fight on for a democratic Pakistan, charged against a tide of vitriolic threats against her and ignoring a tinderbox of warnings that she was being shadowed for death and destruction.

All in all, she was very courageous, and died a Martyr. At least 20 others also died in the Bhutto attack.

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Nigeria's short nightmare is over

Former Nigerian House Speaker Etteh

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/07/07

Nigeria’s godawful speaker of the House Patricia Etteh was finally and deservedly booted out.

Etteh, to put it very leniently, is a knavery woman of nauseating self-abnegation who had the Nigerian House of Representatives, and indeed the entire country, dangling aimlessly in cacophonous limbo, mired in doldrums, and balkanized into bellicose pockets of turmoil and morass as she surged against a tide of calls for her resignation.

She finally witnessed the volcanic collapse of her much maligned speakership last week, but it was after she had effectively fractured and turned the House into a den of vitriolic members who must now rally behind the new speaker Oladimeji Bankole and begin addressing the labyrinth of woes pummeling the Nigerian plebes.

Some writer aptly characterized Etteh as an “intellectual midget.” And I punctuate that with a similarly fitting characterization of her as an obstreperous, uncouth and vainglorious political bantamweight who wallowed in her own heightened mediocrity and annoying hauteur.

Now, that she is effectively out of the legislative business, she can go back to doing hair and peddling toupees.

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Support for Vick

Michael Vick

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 09/03/07

Embattled Atlanta Falcon’s quarterback Michael Vick, after pleading guilty a couple of weeks ago, is definitely on his way to losing everything he has worked for – wealth, fame, good life and some dogs.

And it is all because he was involved in the cagey world of dogfighting.

Also, Vick is losing his friends and business partners faster than you can say "dogfighting."

But there’s one dude who isn't so sure about all of this. He is NBA’s Stephan Marbury. More pointedly, Marbury wants to know exactly why dogfighting is atrocious, but deer hunting is OK.

I’m going to let you guys masticate on that.

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"Cruising" to a scandalous resignation

Sen Larry Craig

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 09/03/07

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig fought hard to hang on to his job, with a flurry denials that he is gay. But in the end, he succumbed to a tsunami of pressure, coming mostly from his GOP buddies, resigning his seat in the senate, after engaging in lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport.

Sen. Craig was accused of engaging in a public restroom “senatorial footsy” also known as "cruising", with an undercover police who said the 62 year old senator tried to signal his intentions to engage in sexual conduct with him.

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Happy birthday, Senator

Sen. Tim Johnson

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 09/03/07

Onumba Communications would like to wish South Dakota Senator Tim Johnson a complete recovery – and a happy birthday.

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"Droopy" "Baggy" pants under attack

Droopy Booby

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 09/03/07

Pull up those pants. Or else. That ‘or else’ could mean a fine of $100 or hours of community service.

No matter where you stand on this, most people would have to agree that this is an eyesore - a retarded fashion, quite frankly. But having said that, should it be a crime? Many towns and cities are considering making it one.

"I'm tired of looking at behinds," Shreveport Council woman Joyce Bowman said, after her city voted to ban 'droopy' pants.

That's good. But what about women and their boobs hanging out? No doubt that there are as many of those as there are droopy pants.

So when you are done with these young men and their “droopy baggy pants”, be sure to go after these women and their “open hanging boobs.”

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No. 756 at last, but many are still yawning

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 08/22/07

Hank Aaron’s 33-year reign as home run king ended after Barry Bonds hit his 756th weeks ago to claim the title. But the debate over whether he got there with the help of performance enhancing drug isn’t ebbing.

Hank was not there to witness it. Instead, he was asleep at his home in Georgia.

And neither was Baseball commissioner Bud Selig, though he sent representatives.

Excited? You ask. I’m not. For starters, there’s still a pall all over this, and apparently it is not going away until a new king is crowned.

More pointedly, one thing that is disturbing, at least for me, is that Bonds himself admitted using performance-enhancing drugs, even though he is denying knowingly using them. Saying that he didn’t know that what he was downing was forbidden is, to put it mildly, quite a stretch, to say the very least. But even if we shrug all of that off, at the end of the day, it still boils down to one ugly thing, that is, he used drugs, and they are indeed performance enhancing. It clearly offers a credible reason for believing that such was a glaring sinequanon that aided in some way his achievements.

Even a critic as sophisticated and astute as the loquacious host of the TV sports show ‘Quite Frankly’ Stephen A. Smith last week ended up on the wrong side of this dustup when he kind of threw in an interesting insight into all of this, saying that while he believes Bonds used the drugs, he at the same time faults the league for not officially charging him with anything. For this, Mr. Smith is defending Bonds’ contention that his crown is not tainted.

“This record is not tainted at all, at all. Period,” said Bonds. Oh, but it is. I’m with Smith on the league’s refusal to pursue the possibility of Bonds being in violation of the drug policy, but definitely part ways with him on the tainted part.

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Ma'am, you can't name your son '4real'

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 06/26/07

This story is 4real, folks.

New Zealand’s law meant to prevent parents from giving their children zany names like “Satan” or “Adolf Hiller” or perhaps “Bokassa” or “Idi Amin”, is apparently also blocking Pat and Sheena Wheaton from naming their new son ‘4real.’

Wanting to give their son a meaningful name that reflects their state of agog about having a baby, Pat and Sheena said "For most of us, when we try to figure out what our names mean, we have to look it up in a babies book and ... there's no direct link between the meaning and the name."

"With this name, everyone knows what it means," they explained.

Well, everyone but New Zealand’s officials, who argue instead that names do not start with numbers, at least not in New Zealand. Officials are urging the parents to come up with an alternative name, and plan to name the boy ‘Real’ instead, if the parents fail to come up with an acceptable name.

I have a simple proposal for resolving this little mess harmoniously. How about ‘Four Real’? It is a pretty good compromise and it conveys the same meaning without the acrimonious ‘4’ digit that is apparently irking the hell out of New Zealand’s officials.

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King James coronation derailed by Duncan, Parker

Cavs star LeBron James

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 06/20/07

Apparently, Tim Duncan’s kingdom isn’t about to collapse yet. So the coronation of King James will wait just a bit longer.

The Spurs swept the Cavaliers in the 2007 NBA finals, fetching their fourth championship, and pretty much settling the question over whether they have attained a dynasty status.

It also means that LeBron James did not gain a championship ring he had hoped for. But he gained a baby.

James’ girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, gave birth to their second son, Bryce Maximus James.

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It's time for Gonzo to go

Embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 04/23/07

Gonzales’ splatter in the drip drip drip of equivocal statements, plus a wave of “I don’t recall” were, to be sure, bad enough. But there’s no way to ignore the smorgasbord of incompetence he equally displayed in all of this, being the top lawyer for the nation.

Incompetence has come home to roost faster than you can say ‘time to go.’

All of this is to say this. Gonzales’ testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee last Thursday was a bad bad performance, riven with a tactical spew of endless “I don’t recall”, “I have no recollection”, or “my recollection maybe fuzzy.”

To say the very least, the room was filled with people, but they were all breathing in a pungent potpourri of serious misgivings, all because Gonzo was unable or unwilling to explain adequately the compurgation of the eight attorneys.

It was terrible, so much so, that Alabama Republican Senator Jeff Sessions had to say this, “I am concerned about your recollection.” All through the testimony, Gonzales wallowed in bathetic pleonasm saturated with answers that mislead and confused rather than clarified.

But Sen. sessions was hardly alone.

Senator after senator, irrespective of party, wrapped up their limited time of questioning with gels of dissatisfaction splotched all over their gloomy faces. We saw a relay of “my time’s up” from senator after senator expressing humph with Gonzo’s fluky thin and evasive responses to their beefy questions.

Even worse, ranking member Arlen Specter, one of the fair-minded republicans on the committee, called the whole thing, “a panorama of responses.” “We haven’t gotten the answers.”

For the most part, all of the questions and responses kept coming back to this: how seven attorneys got on the firing roster, but neither Gonzales nor anyone else could say who made the decision to put them on it. Now that’s pretty bad. No wonder Gonzales’ Chief of Staff Kyle Sampson resigned and Monica Goodling, one of Gonzales’ aides, hurriedly invoked the Fifth Amendment soon after bolting from the department as well.

But in addition to being administratively tone deaf, Gonzales was also seemingly clueless about what was going on in the department under his leadership.

“You are unfamiliar with much of the workings of your department,” said New York liberal heavyweight Senator Charles Schumer. “For the good of the country, step down.”

All told, Gonzo’s testimony was a big fat Joke. The odds are now insurmountably stacked against him. And I am going to predict now that he will be out of his job sooner than later. It’s just a matter of time.

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IgnorImus

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 04/09/07

MSNBC to Imus: You’re fired. Aufwiedersehen, Imus.

Radio talk show host Don Imus last week yapped himself into a mess after he referred to members of the Rutgers women’s basketball team as “nappy-headed hos.”

It is not at all surprising that only Imus is being pilloried over this. After all, his was the head that wore the crown. But it was actually a combo of Imus and McGuirk, his show sidekick, that teamed up to set off this firestorm.

“That’s some rough girls from Rutgers,” Imus said. “Man, they got tattoos... .”

McGuirk helped out with this: “Some hardcore hos.”

Imus then returned with the oomph to finish it off: “That’s some nappy-headed hos there, I’m going to tell you that.” All of this, despite Rutger’s boffo basketball season that took the team all the way to the finals..

Needless to say, Imus elevated himself to the epitome of opprobrium. Soon after the aphtha of the betise remarks, Imus embarked on a tour of apology, acknowledging that his remarks were “really stupid.” Still, the dustup is yet to die down.

Part of that Imus tour was a stop to see Rev. Al Sharpton, who campaigned vigorously that Imus be fired. For whatever reason, Rev. Sharpton was able to lure Imus to his syndicated radio show for public thumping and humiliation.

Imus, known for being ribald on his show, was also catching hell from the other Reverend – Jesse Jackson – who also called for Imus’ dismissal. About 50 people joined Jackson in protest outside the NBC offices in Chicago.

Meanwhile, MSNBC, after a near mutiny by its philippic staff, canceled its simulcast of Imus morning show. But CBS is seemingly not going any further than the two-week suspension it has already slapped on the embattled radio personality. But that’s for now, because pressure is piling on daily that it fire Imus too. As I prepared to post, this came in: Don Imus got fired by CBS.

There's this also. Major advertisers – including Staples, American Express, General Motors and Procter & Gamble – have dropped the Imus show.

Rutgers University officials finally broke their silence.

Rutgers Head Coach C. Vivian Stringer called Imus’ remarks “deplorable, despicable and unconscionable.”

The school’s President Richard McCormick called the remarks whoreson.

And Imus agreed with all of that, saying he deserves his two-week suspension, but still insists he is ‘not a racist,’ but a “good person” who erred badly with galimatias.

Again, Imus deserves the onslaught of the pounding being thrown at him.

But while we are at it – maybe – just maybe – this is not a bad time to segue into rebuking those black rap artists who also call black women and all women ‘hos’, ‘bitches’ and whatnot. Not to rain on Sharpton's parade or anything, but if these rappers profiting from their ordure lyrics are let off the hook, then all of this truly amounts to a smorgasbord of caterwauling bravura with no more than a molt to show for it. For the thruth is, this mess goes a lot deeper than one White man - Imus.

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A boffo end to Blair, Ahmadinejad standoff regarding the captured British sailors

Home bound

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 04/09/07

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran is not a Christian. Oh, far from it. But last Wednesday, he gave a nice plum Easter gift to the British people, coming by way of freeing the 15 detained sailors captured for allegedly being in the Iranian territorial waters.

Freeing the sailors – 14 men and a woman – ended two weeks of largely low key diplomatic scrimmages, with British Prime Minister Tony Blair tiptoeing through the delicate standoff, avoiding using inflaming utterances.

“I’m glad that our 15 service personnel have been released and I know their release will come as a relief not just to them but to their families,” Blair said. “Throughout, we have taken a measured approach, firm but calm, not negotiating but not confronting either.”

Both Blair and Ahmadinejad approached the matter civily and wisely, and in the end, it paid off handsomely with the release of the sailors unharmed.

Now, we hope to see this as a template for future resolution of crises of this ilk.

But don’t count on it as long as Dubya remains the leader of the West.

Even last week, at the height of the crises, Bush nearly ruined this peaceful outcome with his bellicose characterization of the sailors as “hostages.” Meaning that, even as Blair and Ahmadinejad were engaged in responsible diplomatic orbs to end the stalemate, Bush on the other hand was hoping to exploit the matter for his disastrous and god-awful Middle East policies.

Apparently, for Bush, every foreign policy dustup is approached from the standpoint of “we” and “them”, with little or no room for diplomacy.

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I like this Charles Barkley quote

Charles Barkley

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 04/09/07

“These are my shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.”

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Doing the wave, getting nothing done

Condi waves

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 02/20/07

Real estate mogul Donald Trump took a breather from his nasty feud with Rosie O’Donnell to rip Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

“In all fairness, I see Condoleezza Rice - she goes on a plane, she gets off a plane, she waves, she goes there to meet some dictator. … They talk, she leaves, she waves, the plane takes off. Nothing happens, it’s a joke, nothing ever happens. I think she’s a very nice woman, but I don’t want a nice woman. I want someone that’s not necessarily nice.”

Wave Condi wave

Americans “want someone that knows how to negotiate, that knows the art of the deal,” Trump said.

You know what, Trump is kind of right. Condi is not getting anything done.

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We sure took that 'go out and multiply' thing seriously, didn't we?

Map of the world

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 02/16/07

We were told in the Bible to go out there and multiply. And voila, 6.5 billion people billowed.

All people from all corners of the globe, all continents, all races, all ethnic groups representing all beliefs, heeded the divine call to multiply.

Nigeria by far is the most populous country in Africa with an estimated 131,859,731 people, followed by Egypt with 78,887,007 and Ethiopia with 74,777,981.

China is home to 1.3 billion people, the world’s most populous country, with India’s over 1 billion trailing closely.

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Ney Nailed

Former Ohio congressman Bob Ney

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/29/07

For the next 30 months, former Ohio congressman Bob Ney will not call Ohio home. Not Washington DC either.

Rather, a federal Bastille in Morgantown, West Virginia will be his new abode.

Ney was hit with a 30-month prison time for his role in a plexus of bribery scandal involving a scrofulous lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

Ney, who at first dourly denied any wrongdoing, eventually pleaded guilty for accepting golf trips, meals, tickets, and campaign donations in return for political favors, including trips to Scotland linked to Fouad al-Zayat, a Syrian owner of an aviation company in Cyprus.

After his release, Ney will also serve two years probation, and pay $6,000 fine.

As for Abramoff, the spiv at the center of a burgeoning federal scandal that so far has nabbed two members of the Bush administration, he is serving prison time for an unrelated scandal in a Florida casino deal.

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A bag of risks

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/29/07

What’s in your bag? Why? You ask. Well, that might help explain why you are having that niggling back pain that is killing ya.

The trend now is that women handbags are becoming ‘heavier and bigger.’ Physical therapists say that it is not at all salubrious, warning that it puts women at risk for all sorts of ailment, particularly neck, shoulder and back pain.

Because of it, manufacturers are being urged to slap warning labels on their products to alert women of the health hazard of hauling around bulky handbags.

Recall that we had this problem with laptops years ago, with a bunch of people beginning to walk slanted and hunched up.

Then there was the smorgasbord of health problems associated with school backpacks and children.

And now we have these women hauling around armada of extra shoes, makeup accessories, and whatnot in their handbags. No wonder manufacturers are spinning out bigger and roomier handbags in response to this trend.

In Africa and other places, where the Noachian practice of carrying heavy stuff on the head is still the norm, the health risks of such practice are also quite obvious, but those concerns are often eclipsed by the sheer necessity of the practice. But right here, experts are warning that women with a habit of carrying bulky handbags might start looking like Quasimodo and facing serious health risks.


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Peacekeeping anyone?

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/29/07

The Somali Islamic movement was ousted from Mogadishu last December by Somali government forces backed by Ethiopian troops. But Somali Prime Minister Mohamed Gedi isn’t about to let his guard down, because he knows quite well that these bellicose warlords can reconstitute faster than you can say 'peacekeeping force.'.

So he wants African peacekeepers in Somalia by month's end.

Problem is, only Uganda is so far volunteering.

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Dems running for president

Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/16/07

So who is running for president on the democratic side?

Well, so far, you have liberal solon Connecticut Sen. Chris Dodd; liberal jacobin Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich; Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack and former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards in the race.

But still dancing around the question are New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton; Illinois Sen. Barack Obama; New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and Massachusetts Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry.

Delaware Sen. Joe Biden, who we all know hates 'kabuki dance', is yet to formally announce his candidacy, but he has said for sure that he plans to run.

His name is being tossed around as a possible candidate, but former Presidential Candidate Al Gore is so far mute about the buzz and focusing on his new found career in the cable industry while serving on the board for Apple Computer and being an advisor to Google, Inc.

For what my opinion is worth, I really think former Vice President Gore has the best chance to become the next president of the United States, if he decides to run, despite the hype over frontrunner Clinton and rising superstar Obama.

And beside you and me, who else is not running? Indiana Sen. Evan Bayh, despite months of speculation that he would run, decided against it.

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Ethiopia's former dictator Mengistu sentenced to life

Former Ethiopian dictator Mengistu

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/16/07

After Mengistu Haile Mariam toppled and strangled Emperor Haile Selassie in 1974, burying his body under a latrine in his palace, his Derg ruling revolutionary apparat unleashed a stunning level of brutality that killed thousands of people in a wave of vicious purges against his political opponents.

An Ethiopian Court sentenced Mengistu to life in prison in absentia. But because the former dictator is chilling out in exile in Zimbabwe, he is likely not to serve a day in prison.

Mengistu's operation 'red terror' turned Ethiopia into a land of horror, with malefic state absterges against civilians and the military.

Mengistu and his Derg bevy was toppled in May 1991 by a coalition of armed groups led by current Ethiopian Prime Minister Meles Zenawi.

He fled to Zimbabwe where the government there is refusing to hand him over to Ethiopia.

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Dems take control of Congress

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi receiving the gavel from Ohio's Rep. John Boehner

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/16/07

Gaiety Democrats took control of the Congress for the first time in 12 years. And a woman, California Democrat Nancy Pelosi, became the House speaker for the first time in the history of the United States.

And now, President Bush would have to limp to the end of his disastrous, quite frankly, also laughable presidency, with his party being the cog.

But here is the sweetest lacuna of all of this. For the first time in six years, badly needed common sense will guide public policies.

First though, President Bush and his republican achates, looking all stunned and depressed, must now adjust to these new realities and pledge to seek an aperture for bipartisanship on a smorgasbord of big issues facing the nation.

At the same time, Pelosi and her democratic ilks, though visibly embracing bipartisanship, they are supposed to, are also moving pretty fast to overturn some of the godawful policies of the past six years under a president who not only nibbled at the powers of the Congress but also often tiptoed out of limits of his own executive bounds.

President Bush

For Bush, it has been quite a binge of arrogance and reckless height of nimiety, a dilettante duce reaching a dangerous epitome of incompetence. But the 110th congress is in a hurry to put a kibosh to all of that bilge, vowing to unleash a wave of investigations and congressional oversight over the administration’s culture of impunity that typifies its way of conducting public business.

Asked about congressional oversight, Senate's new Democratic Majority Leader Harry Reid said: "that's going to start big time."

The challenges are many, however.

A simmering stew of pressing issues that bubbled unattended for over six years are now being considered as legislative priorities for the new Congress – a boost in the minimum wage, stem cell research, lower rate for student loan, ban on gifts from lobbyists, immigration reform, lower prices for prescription drugs for Medicare patients, etc.

There’s all of that on the national plate, not counting the king Kong of it all – the bourgeoning mess in Iraq.

But it seems as though the more things change the more they stay the same.

Bush, obviously, is still the president and the commander-in-chief that goes along with it. Iraq is still a mess, and while he spews sponsion about finding ‘common ground’, there’s little reason to believe that he plans to yield significant ground, a scary posture that could mean more of the same ‘stay the course’ incubus that for the past four years delivered nothing but woes.

An adumbrating catchphrase, ‘surge and accelerate’, percolated into the debate and will debut in full next week as part of Bush’s long awaited plan to stabilize Iraq. It is being reported in the media that Bush will announce a 20,000 or so troop 'surge' to help curb the lethal insurgency ripping Baghdad apart. Needless to say, this goes against the recommendations of the Iraqi Study Group that calls for phased redeployment of US troops.

If this is the way Bush is headed with this, it pretty much puts his floundering administration at odds with pumped up Dems who wants US troops out of Iraq. In a letter fired off to the president, Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid warned: "Surging troops is a strategy that you have tried and that has failed." Both Pelosi and Reid would like to see a sharp shift in the US mission from "combat to training, logistics, force protection and counter-terror", adding that the way forward is "to begin the phased redeployment of our forces in the next four to six months."

"The surge is a bad idea," Reid said again and again , expressing the concerns and ululations of frustrated democrats. "This is enough."

And if Bush is still wallowing in apophasis about all of this, Pelosi was no doubt blunt about his delusion. The president's policy in Iraq is "over", Pelosi told The San Francisco Chronicle.

For his part, the fiery new Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and a possible presidential condidate, Sen. Joe Biden, is vowing to thwart any attempt to surge the troop level in Iraq, even after the president told reporters yesterday that his new strategy would be “clear, specific and can be accomplished.”

But Bush's problem is not just with recalcitrant democrats. Some askant GOP solons are equally skeptical regarding the planned surge in troops, worried about possible aphtha of violence staking American troops as insurgent plinks in an aceldama fast darkling into a full blown civil war. “We cannot impose a military solution,” Sen. Sam Brownback told The Washington Post.

Sen. John McCain, a Republican and possible 2008 presidential candidate blamed it all on his party, saying Thursday that he was "very sad." "We forgot why we came to Washington. We lost our way, we got engaged in earmarking and pork barrel projects, and we valued power over principle and we paid a heavy price for it."

Of course, there’s all of that as undeniable factors. But sir, you left out the dancing gnu in the room, which is, you guys screwed up big time in Iraq, and the 'surge' in troops now being considered by the Bush administration, which you support, is mightily daffy.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi

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Former dems Chair McAuliffe lambastes Kerry for running an 'incompetent' campaign in '04

Former Democratic Party Chair Terry McAuliffe

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/16/07

Terry McAuliffe, the former Chair of the democratic party is taking a whack at John Kerry for running an ‘incompetent’ campaign for president, calling it “one of the biggest acts of political malpractice in the history of American politics.''

In his memoir, McAuliffe said that the GOP had a superior campaign machine. He blamed Kerry for not hitting hard at Bush’s military records for fear of offending southern swing voters.

But his main beef with Kerry’s was his decision to sit on $15 million left in the campaign coffer that could have been spent in the waning days of the campaign. “To hoard that money when the race was bound to be so close'” is incompetent, said McAuliffe, who is a friend of the Clinton’s and plans to associate himself with Sen. Clinton’s campaign if she decides to run for president.

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Saddam Hussein executed

Saddam Hussein

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/01/07

Forget Saddam Hussein’s soidisant yap about being a ‘true martyr’ in an open letter released by his lawyers last Wednesday. Either Saddam was a woeful dilettante at matters of martyrdom or his talk was simply culch.

A ‘true martyr’, right from dakapo, would not hang around to be yanked out of a ‘spider hole’; thrown into calaboose; subjected to a degrading public trial since October 2005; convicted; sentenced to death by hanging; and then when it appeared he had a date with the Iraqi hangman, publicly proclaimed martyrdom.

Puhleeeease…….. for true martyrs, that's a smorgasbord of lollygagging around.

But having said all that, I really don’t think Saddam should have been executed. And I particularly oppugn the fulminant pace his execution was carried out. I was for locking Saddam up for good. It really, really serves not a dram of purpose killing him.

That’s that, there’s also the matter of possible spike in violence in Iraq in the weeks and months ahead because of his execution.

Meanwhile, now that Saddam is dead, can we please get back to the dire matter of what we can do to clean up the mess Bush made in Iraq?

Saddam Hussein

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Kofi Annan: Attack against Iran would be 'unwise' and 'disastrous'

Outgoing UN Chief Kofi Annan

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/29/07

As Kofi Annan prepares to step down as UN Chief, he is keeping an eye on the wrangling in the Security Council over how to address the Iranian nuclear standoff. For Annan, who steps down Dec. 31, the fractious deliberations over Iran are reminiscing and frightening echoes of a rumbling rush to war in Iraq that led to the violence now ravaging the country.

Annan later blasted the Iraqi war as “illegal.”

Annan’s warning against military attack against Iraq, obviously, fell on deaf ears. But it is not discouraging him now, even as he nears the cusp of disengagement from reign at the UN, from sternly warning against any military attack against Iran.

Annan, 68, from Ghana, regards Bush’s war of choice in Iraq as "the worst moment" of his 10 years as UN Chief.

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Top US military commanders now for more troops in Iraq

President Bush

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/01/07

Gen. John Abizaid and Gen. George Casey were against sending more troops to Iraq before they were for it.

First, Gen. John Abizaid and Gen. George Casey were opposed to the idea of committing more troops to Iraq, but apparently, they have been talked, perhaps bullied, into going along with it.

“I think they are going along with a program they really don’t believe,” said MSNBC Analyst Pat Buchanan.

“This is a case of mass confusion,” added Democratic Strategist Peter Fenn.

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Late President Ford not a fan of Bush's war in Iraq

Late President Ford

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 01/01/07

Even from Orcus, President Bush is hearing it from former President Gerald Ford. In an interview with Washington Post Assistant Editor Bob Woodward, Ford blasted President Bush for invading Iraq.

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Are you one of these louts?

Looking at blood won't tell you if it is tainted. Looking at people won't either

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/24/06

If you are having sexual intercourse with strangers, meaning you are not sure of their HIV status, my friend, you are an ‘IDIOT.’

Sorry, I looked, but I couldn’t find a nicer way to say it.

And I’m not going to bore or depress you with all the statistics showing how this pandemic is whacking its way through Africa.

My only regret is that your idiocy, oblivious to the ululations of a terrified world, puts those doing the right thing in a bind.

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Sen. Obama fears for his life

Sen. Barack Obama

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/18/06

Senator Barack Obama told Chicago Sun-Times that he fears for his life as result of all the buzz surrounding his possible run for the presidency.

But Obama is pressing ahead with his ‘water testing’ tour for a possible presidential run, saying that he will announce if he will actually run after his Hawaiian vacation early next year.

Will he run?

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President Barack Obama?

Sen. Barack Obama

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/18/06

Of course, Barack Obama is highly qualified to run for president and serve as president. Heck – look who we have now, Bush, the apogee of incompetence, now floundering and tripping all over the pile of mess he made in Iraq.

To tell you the truth, I think that Bush’s election as president significantly lowered the bar for the job.

But that is beside the point.

The point is that Obama is black, and that cannot be wished away. Quite often, a lot of us shrug off that niggling reality in favor of indulging in this thrilling utopian frenzy and quixotic feel-goodism about Obama being next in line for the presidency.

Please understand me. Obama is by any credible barometer qualified to be president. Really, he is the real deal. Problem is, he is black with an alien name. Often, Obama himself jokes about being called ‘Yo – mama’, obviously a gemutlich caricature of ‘Obama.’ But such playful apery could be painful gallows humor, because in all seriousness, Obama's odd sounding carangid could morph into a crippling albatross thwarting his presidential ambition.

And if you thought that the name Barack Obama is handicapping enough for the charistmatic Illinois senator, brace yourself for his middle name: Hussein.

All of that really sums up to this unthinkable scenario: Mr. Speaker: The president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama?

And shadowing all of that skepticism is this multi-billion dollar question: Is America ready for a black president?

For now, I think Obama is our best shot. But he is a long shot because of his race, not because he is not qualifed.

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De Beers Vs. the angry Bushmen

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/18/06

Botswana Bushmen

"My ancestors told me I was going to win”, said Roy Sesana, head of a Botswana Bushmen association. And he won.

Won what? You ask.

Recently, Sesana and his fellow Bushmen were thrown into agog for wining back the right to return to the diamond rich swaths of land previously confiscated by the government.

The brouhaha began in 2002 when Diamond mogul de Beers and the government agglutinated in a capitalist cahoots to expel the Bushmen from Central Kalahari Game Reserve and set up a diamond mining operation. But this move angered the Bushmen who claimed to have lived in the area for more than 20,000 years.

Attorneys on both sides duked it out. But in the end, Botswana's High Court struck down what could be described as Botswana’s eminent domain ukase, ruling in favor of the Bushmen, backed by western activists, agreeing with them that their way of life was under assault after being settled in a region not conducive to their traditions and hunting skills.

So they have their land back, and with it, their life back as well.

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Allen Iverson: Trade me now

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/18/06

Allen Iverson

The squabble between Allen Iverson and the Sixers’ management is no longer over whether or not the former Hoya’s star will be traded. That’s settled. The question now is: Who will inherit him and his hefty price tag?

Whether or not Iverson is past his prime to lead a team to a championship, I’m sure is all part of what’s being considered by prospective bidder teams. But there’s also the matter of Iverson’s hefty annual salary of nearly $19 million a year that is also in the mix.

Financially, the man is not doing badly.

But his team is. How badly? Very badly. The Sixers lost their 9th straight game as the Boston Celtics, 101 – 81, Wednesday night.

You know you are in big trouble when you are booed by your home crowd.

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Did Baker, Hamilton fix a bowl of 'fruit salad' for Bush?

Co-chairs of ISG, Hamilton and Baker

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/12/06

We probably will never again hear Bush, Cheney, and their ilks yap about that hackneyed ‘stay the course” nightmarish talk. The Iraq Study Group zinger killed and buried it.

And no more bombardment of rosy assessment of the mess in Iraq either, now that we know (that is not to say that we didn’t before) that the situation in Iraq is in fact “grave and deteriorating.”

The days of outright lies, truncated truths, and anacoluthic rhetoric that misled rather than inform are over.

All of that we now know. But here is the niggling unknown in all of this. Will President Bush budge?

It remains to be seen. A major speech is being planned before Christmas to let us know.

For now, it appears he is still wallowing deep in apophasis urged on by a conatus that just won’t quit. Even after the Iraq Study Group report unleashed a stinging repudiation of his woebegone policy, Bush, is seemingly at it again. He, of course, is now being forced to change course in Iraq and get the US out of this painful bind. But it appears talking to Iran and Syria, as the report strongly recommended, may not be part of his thinking.

And we may also forget about drawing down the troop level as the group suggested.

Apparently, Bush is planning to treat the ISG Report as a buffet, and Co-chairman Jim Baker, a Bush family friend, isn’t too thrilled about it.

“I hope we don’t treat this as a fruit salad”, Baker warned. “I like this, I like that.”

“The options in front of you are very good”, Co-chairman Hamilton advised Bush.

But will he take the advice and say thank you? Well, that is the big question.

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Blair's deepening quandary

British Prime Minister Tony Blair

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/12/06

Of course, the Iraq Study Group report was a direct clunk on Bush. But there is no doubt that the rubbles of this massive storm are pummeling British Prime Minister Tony Blair as well.

Blair, a staunch, evidently, also a blind and ductile Bush tovarish, must be asking himself, ‘what the ‘f---‘ did I get myself into?

Obviously, a mess – Tony.

Bush and Blair coalesced to start a war of choice that is now unleashing a catalogue of sectarian cataclysm ravaging Iraq today.

But it really has been Bush's policy, Blair simply follows.

According to CNN, Blair’s approval rating recently dipped into the dismal twenties.

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Ted's progressive luau

Senator Barack Obama

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/12/06

Democratic titans and presidential wannabes, Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, were among a bevy of progressives at a dinner hosted by Massachusetts’s liberal solon Sen. Ted Kennedy. There were other progressive heavyweights at the gathering as well, including Sen. Tom Harkins; Sen. Christopher Dodd; and Sen. Ron Wyden. Ohio’s Sherrod Brown and fellow Senator-elect Rep. Bernard Sanders from Vermont were also guests.

Senator Hillary Clinton

But all eyes beamed on Clinton and Obama, two junior senators who may soon be slugging it out in the 2008 democratic presidential nomination contest. However, both are yet to officially declare their candidacy.

Sensing the political anxiety in the room, as Clinton and Obama navigated their way through the crowd, hobnobbing with politicians, and winking for support, Sen. Ron Wyden from Oregon aptly summed up the atmosphere like this:

“Everybody’s going to be fighting for oxygen at a very high altitude.”

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Prince, please let's not go crazy

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/12/06

Prince

One of Prince’s biggest hits was ‘let’s go crazy.’ But organizers of the super bowl halftime show are hoping that he won’t go too crazy when he takes the stage to perform during the halftime of the upcoming Super Bowl.

With all the kvetch decrying Janet Jackson’s ‘wardrobe malfunction’ last year, and Rolling Stone’s bleepy follow-up this year, you would think that Prince, with his catalogue of kinky tunes and a reputation built on exalting lyrical nudity, would have no chance to get the nod to perform during the halftime Super Bowl show.

But the once nameless rock crooner was tapped for just that, despite the apothegm from small pocket of skeptics leery of a rerun of Jackson’s fiasco.

Prince, 48, will perform at Dolphin Stadium, near Miami, on February 5. The event will be televised on CBS.

The last super bowl halftime show drew an audience of 91 million viewers in the US alone. Organizers are counting on Prince’s star duende to help top that.

Meanwhile, things are looking rather groovy for Prince, a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee, who for a while idled out in doldrums, but bounced back recently with the release of new albums.

The selection of Prince for the half time gig came three days after he corralled five nominations for Grammy Awards, music industry’s biggest recognition.

As for the worries that an unpredictable Prince might unleash something a bit kinky on stage, organizers are downplaying that possibility, counting on their conclusion that the veteran rock star is no longer into sexually explicit tunes since he became a devoted Jehovah’s Witness.

And speaking of witness, we are all here to witness Prince’s incredible mansuetude, his apostasy that prodded his transmogrify from wild to mellow.

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Lame ducks

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/12/06

Bush and Blair

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Murdoch is now sorry

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/12/06

Rupert Murdoch didn’t do it, but he came awfully close to doing ‘If I did it.’ And now he is sorry he even did that much.

"I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project”, said Murdock.

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Mind over Murtha

Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/04/06

And it’s all about Rumsfeld’s stunning memo, a new kick to the expression – ‘Rumsfeldian incompetence.’

Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld resigned November 8, a day after Republicans got’ thumped’ in the midterm elections, and two days before he wrote a memo spewing his thoughts on the war in Iraq.

“Clearly, what the US is currently doing in Iraq is not working well or fast enough”, writes Rumsfeld. “It is time for a major adjustment.” The adjustment he talked about, we now know, includes troop redeployment.

OK. A dram of candor for a change.

Not him, but his mess will be.

But of course, it was Rumsfeld, who as the solon of a camarilla of ‘leaning forwarders’, in the past, publicly said that the US was making progress in Iraq, even as he led the attack against a bumptious Pennsylvania congressman John Murtha’s kvetch for troops to come home or summarily be redeployed. Turns out Rumsfeld agreed with Murtha all along, but wallowed in costly apophasis, misleading the America public. All this, while he and his ilks preached an unyielding apologia for a failed war policy in the face of surging insurgent attacks in Iraq.

This underscores a profound apostasy that clearly highlights the clunker of the Bush administration’s policy in Iraq.

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Government to roll out a tougher, trickier citizenship test for immigrants

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/04/06

"Not only will would-be-citizens be asked to name the first president of the United States, now they might also be expected to cough up information about whether or not he liked ‘pilgrim’s lentil soup’ for dinner."

Name the three branches of government, and their roles in this presidential system of government. Now why three branches?

The test, of course is not for them, but how many born citizens can answer these basic questions correctly?

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Pletka's plenty of bilge

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/04/06

"I don’t think Iraq is in a civil war, I think Iraq is in a war internally."

What?

That telling take was from Danielle Pletka of the American Enterprise Institute, a conservative apparat.

And it sadly epitomizes the kind of ‘kabuki’ dancing with semantics that is deeply troubling, about a war now longer than WWII, with nearly 3,000 US troops killed and nearly 22,000 wounded.

Pletka’s slick characterization is a sharp departure from former secretary of state Colin Powel's take on it. “I would call it a civil war.” Why? Because he likes to face reality. And outgoing UN Chief Kofi Annan agrees.

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Haven't we had enough already?

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/04/06

Britney Spears ring tone? Please not now, I’m working on the Iraq matter, not on a trio of rich spoiled vixens.

Why this ridiculous runaway media swoon over Brittney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and their ilks?

Sick of it, to tell you the truth.

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Tallying up madness

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/03/06

More than 2,884 US troops dead since the Iraqi war began. Nearly 22,000 wounded. More than 3,709 Iraqis died in October from attacks.

How could one man bring this country to this disaster? Asked Rep. Charles Rangel (NY) on CNN.

Charlie, it wasn’t one man though. Dubya had plenty of help, from Rummy, Connie, Dickey, Wolfy, and a legion of ‘neo cons’ and ‘leaning forwarders.’

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Is it a civil war yet?

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 12/03/06

Brave US troops

Not yet, according to Dubya and his minions.

As Iraq spirals into a civil war, maybe one is already raging, efforts are now being pursued on several fronts to avert what could turn into an orgy of killing. VP Cheney, a top Iraqi war solon, flew to Saudi Arabia last week for talks with the Royal family about the Iraq turbulence and other crises in the region. And yesterday, President Bush huddled up with the Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki in Jordan for more talks; hint that he could be cracking from the onslaught of calls for a way out of this painful, painful conundrum. Out of the meeting emerged dulceting remarks from Maliki assuring that his wonky forces will be ready to assume responsibility for the security of Iraq by June 2007. But observers are rather skeptical about al-Maliki’s canorous talk, obviously under pressure, urged on by President Bush's largely more of the same rambling responses to reporter's question. Some raise serious doubts regarding al-Maliki's ability or willingness to disarm or at the very least tame Moqtada al-Sadr's powerful militia, something they say he must do to begin to arrest the surge in sectarian violence. It is not possible to do, they say, certainly not in six, seven months as the prime minister confidently prattled.

There's all of that. But there's also the matter of the fact being that there are forces within Iraq, maybe outside of it too, gungho on stoking an all out civil war. Exactly how to bring them into the fold of those seeking a stable Iraq is not even being adressed yet.

Then again, events could improve on the ground. However, judging by the events on the ground now, it looks rather grim.

Iraq

Not surprisingly, there’s now talk of reaching out to Iran (of the ‘axis of evil’ fame) for help, being the biggest power with far reaching sway in the region. But are we then to expect that the almighty Dubya is prepared to talk to the ‘devil’ so long as it offers a way out of this deepening morass?

First lesson: (Be good to the people on your way up to invading Iraq because you might need them on your way out).

All of that, of course, is going on, amidst a lot of talk about Bush and Dems being committed to spirit of bipartisanship as a way out of the Iraqi quagmire. There’s also the heightened expectation that the Baker – Hamilton study group, a cabal of seasoned solons picked from both parties, will offer an agreeable conduit out of this mess, in a report to be released December 6. All of that are efforts now being pursued to achieve a stable Iraq. But now Bush is relapsing back to his worn out posture of ‘stay the course’, saying recently that he will not withdraw US forces from Iraq until victory is achieved. Bush frowns at being accused of plotting a 'graceful exit.' But that's precisely the idea, said Sen. Kerry on CNN.

Obviously, Iraq is a mess, and make no mistake about it, it is Bush’s mess. It was his war of choice, and now lives are being lost, at a huge financial cost. Thanks a lot to Bush, Cheney and their war minions, ‘leaning forwarders’ still clinging on to a Noachian view of the world; and panglossian imaginations of a universe molded just to their liking. But equally important are the many thanks that must go to the American public for rewarding Bush’s first four years of grinding incompetence with four more years of what is now proving to be more of the same clunker.

Second Lesson: There are indeed limits to good intentions. Sure, it’s OK to want democracy for other countries. No one is denying that. But at the same time, it is downright hubristic, provocative, even draconian, to ram it down their throat, while they are ‘kicking and screaming.’ Other countries can embrace democracy, if they so choose. But they must be left alone to do it at their own pace. And here is the weirdest thing in all of this: Women in Saudi Arabia are not even allowed to drive, and the country is as far away from being democratic as humans are from Pluto. Yet it was OK for VP Cheney to visit and hobnobb with the royal family, for talks about ways to stabilize Iraq for its wonky democracy to thrive.

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Kigali gives Paris the 'middle finger' pointing up, Ouch

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/27/06

Get out, Rwanda tells France. Get out too, France fired right back. And the squabble rages on.

Call it paranoia. Call it a bad move. Call it whatever you decide to call it, but the government in Kigali is having none of it from mighty Paris. Rwandan government ordered French diplomats to leave the country for what it says is a plot by France to bring down the government of President Paul Kagame.

In truth though, the relation between France and Rwanda was never chummy to begin with, but tensions escalated recently when French Judge Jean-Louis Bruguiere issued a warrant for the arrest of nine aides to President Kagame, apparently, for their role in the death of former Rwandan President Juvenal Habyarimana. It was the death of Habyarimana in a mysterious plane crash that unleashed hell on earth in the 1994 slaughter of an estimated 800,000 Rwandans.

But even though France is dourly arguing that Judge Bruguiere is acting on his own authority, it has not helped a bit in calming down the raging dank between the two nations, stemming largely from the accusation against aides close to President Kagame for being behind the historic carnage.

But Rwanda fired back, saying that France masterminded the 1994 genocide.

Meanwhile, the orgy of finger pointing now shifts to the US being blamed for a sluggish response to the crises, apparently because of an avalanche of credible hints warning of a gathering carnage in the East Central African nation.

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Foreign aid, is it helping Africa?

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/27/06

There is no shortage of efforts, cabals working to help poor Africa, providing anything from soup to nuts for people living in squalor. LIVE EIGHT and scores of beaugeste rock concerts, largesse from wealthy philantropists, UN assistance and aid from wealthier nations, are some of the known efforts to lift Africa up from the pit of despair. There's also CGI, Clinton’s Global Initiative, now on the ground in a number of African countries working primarily to make AIDS drugs available at a reduced cost.

So why aren’t we seeing improvements on the ground?

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'Laugh Factory' turned into 'Racial Slurs Clinic'

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/24/06

It sure was a smorgasbord of racial insult unleashed on blacks.

Michael Richards, 57, former co-star on the ‘Seinfeld’ show, spewed a ‘Lott’ of racial epithets against blacks during his stand-up comedy routine: He basically presided over an orgy of epithets. ‘N' word this, 'N' word that’, mother effing this, mother effing that.

"Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f------ fork up your a—“, Richard said. “"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now mother------. Throw his a-- out. He's a n-----!"

Yet Richards says he is “not racist.” Apparently, that’s his story and he is going to stick to it. But if you believe that for a New York second, then I’m a ‘flying nun' sent from heaven to forgive all your sins.

Richards now says he is sorry for his tirade. But do you remember Sen. Trent Lott and his own rant four years ago? How sorry was he? Very.

Richard, we all understand being angry for being booed. Heck - I would too. What people are having problem with, however, is why you took it out on black people. Of course, apology is OK, but it still doesn’t explain the deeper venom that fed this onslaught of malefic diatribe, unleashing a barrage of racial slurs against blacks.

But then it all takes us right back to the central question of who has the right to use the 'N' word ‘ And comedian Paul Rodriguez was right.

"Once the word [nigger] comes out of your mouth and you don't happen to be African-American, then you have a whole lot of explaining," Rodriguez told CNN.

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Carville, chill out and be happy

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/24/06

Of course, Dems political strategist James Carville is happy that his party won the midterm elections, sweeping into power with control of both the House of Representatives and the Senate. But the bald-headed political wizard is pissed off because he thinks that democrats could have picked up 50 House seats, compared to the nearly 30 they won. And for this, this alone, he is pillorying the Chairman of the Democratic Party Howard Dean for having reached the Rumsfeldian level of incompetence, saying that Dean did not spend enough money to win more seats.

Asked if Dean should be fired: Carville replied, ‘Yes.’

I give Carville his props. And he certainly is a true progressive politician. But he is dead wrong on this.

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No mercy for Noe

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/24/06

There’s Governor Taft, a man no politician wants to touch, not even with a long pole. Then former congressman Bob Ney and now Thomas Noe. Together, the three wove a cobweb of lawbreakers that helped turn Ohio into a bedaubed ground of ethical soillure.

To be sure, it has been a monumental mess in Ohio, with the economy tailspinning into a torrid toboggan.

And now Noe finds himself in an even bigger mess. Judge Thomas J. Osowik handed down a harsh sentence for Noe, the Ohio coin dealer who stole from a $50 million coin investment he managed for the state of Ohio Bureau of Worker’s Compensation. Noe gets 18 years in prison, $139,000 fine and will pay nearly $3 million in court cost.

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Kofi Annan still reeling from Iraq invasion

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/24/06

Outgoing UN Chief Kofi Annan said that the “United States in a way is trapped in Iraq.”

“I firmly believe that the war could have been avoided,” he said in Geneva. “The inspectors should have had a bit more time.”

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Frank, be Frank, please

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/24/06

Nigerian’s Information Minister Frank Nweke must be on something. Or onto something. Either way, to suggest that corruption is not a problem in Nigeria is, to put it mildly, flat-out hogwash, even approaching the epitome of absurdity. Of course, I understand Nweke being dour about defending the Obasanjo government; he is part of it for heavens sake. Beside it is his job to defend the administration even if it means spewing twaddle. But even so, to go as far as downplaying the culture of corruption ravaging Nigeria is profoundly insane and uncalled for. And he knows it. I bet you his left eye twitched quite a bit when he said that.

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Wrangling over Rangel's draft kvetch

ONUMBA.COM BLOG, BY IKE MGBATOGU 11/24/06

New York Congressman Charlie Rangel, incoming chairman of the powerful House Ways and Means committee, is taking the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. a bit too serious.

Dr. King taught us that, “The ultimate test of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and moments of convenience, but where he stands in moments of challenge and moments of controversy.”

And when it comes to the touchy matter of military draft, especially with the war in Iraq still raging, there’s a smorgasbord of controversy, and certainly these are challenging times.

But despite being isolated on this, old Charlie is still yapping for support for his ‘military draft’ and ‘shared sacrifice’ agenda, even after a thumping clunker the first time it came up for a vote in the House.

So far, his yammering is falling on deaf ears, including the ears of incoming speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

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